Michael Jackson's epidermis has been one of magazine's favorites sources of gossip, as a way to reduce him to some kind of feckless creature. There is a sadistic tendency in general readers and viewers wanting to see in the star a fecund, miserable piece of manure just because he made way too much money and way to much... everything. Jackson paid a fee for being a galactic celebrity, and now he is dead. Charges of pedophilia were like a febrile orgasm for a lot of sad individuals. They uttered, holding their tiny testicles: "Defect! Defect!". Haters of plutocrats now loved Michael Jackson for his misery because he was now seen as a pedophile. If he was only seen as a plutocrat who greatly modified much of the world, envy and human wretchedness would dominate. Hoping to not end in a boring stalemate, I am here to defend Michael, in particular his "skin criticisms". Michael died with Vitiligo, which is a chronic disease that causes the depigmentation of certain patches of your skin. In Michael's case, the skin was slowly turning white, so he used white makeup to cover most of the skin in his body. He initially tried to cover it with brown make-up, but the deed was unsuccessful and only white was effective. As for his hair, the justification lies in the Pepsi commercial, where second degree burns were enough to completely erase the very top layer of h
is hair, which naturally had to be reconstructed artificially. Besides, we are in a world where white american hair fits african american skin but african american hair is not close buddies with white american skin, with which society will call you a "white bob marley" or a "rasta pasta fuck". There was no virus, no complex chemical experiences, no medications. Just one disease called Vitiligo, which affects one percent of the general world population. I would like to end this article with a statistical formulation that is prone to make me joyous in my mental masturbation: Probability of one getting vitiligo - 1% Probability of one become as big as Michael Jackson - 0,0000000095% Probability of Michael Jackson not liking to be black - 5% Probability of Michael Jackson lying that he has Vitiligo and disrespect all those who do suffer of the disease in order to just become white - 0,001% Probability of Michael Jackson - who raised money for Africa in 1985 with his song "We are the world", who was considered by the Guinness Book of Records as the Pop Star who supports the most charity organizations, who equipped the Mount Senai New York Medical Center, who set up the Michael Jackson United Negro College Fund Endowed Scholarship Fund, who do
nated all that he earned with "The Main the in Mirror" to Camp Ronald McDonald for Good Times, who donated money to underprivileged children with his 1989 Bad Tour, who created the Heal the World foundation, bla bla Mother Theresa Princess Diana - like bla bla bla - being a pedophile piece of shit - 0,001%' Probability of Michael Jackson having been traumatized and pressured in his childhood to a point that in the future he though it would be acceptable to sleep with children on a bed - 85% Probability of some piece of shit using his kid to sue Michael Jackson to get a lot of money - 89%
